| finally had the time, eh? |
[Dec. 3rd, 2004|02:22 am] |
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| | Wolfgang - Natutulog Kong Mundo | ] |
An apparent promising survey, i'm giving it a try anyway.
1.what brand Kleenex do you like?:
[+] Kleenex IS a brand.
2.what's your favorite kind of cheese?:
[+] Ooh, Philly's cream cheese never fails to appetize me. Marble cheese, mozzarella, cheddar and all those good french cheese that I can't spell nor pronounce are also quite filling.
3.what size shoe do you wear on your left foot?:
[+] 7
4.do you like crayons?:
[+] Only if it's edible, otherwise, I'd pass.
5.how do you feel about 1.9% APR on a credit-card?:
[+] 1.2% would be a heck-of-a lot better.
6.enlighten us with a few words on ketchup:
[+] ooh woeful tomato, for thou art slaughtered and mash-ed. Your memory is not lost, weep not, for when thou art mixed with sugar and other such ingredients, you put smiles on the faces of young children. For without dear ketchup, they would not eat hamburgers, fries, or eggs. A toast to the tomato, a true famine reducing hero. [courtesy of goomba]
7.do you know what lardy-dardy means (its a real word)?:
[+] Does it have anything to do with a fat guy named Dardy who's obsessed with lardy foods?
8.do you feel road maps are reliable?:
[+] If used properly.
8.Did you realize I had two number eights?
[+] I do now.
9.have u ever looked at the bottom of a rocking chair?:
[+] I haven't really, next time I see one, I'd keep that in mind. *note to self: ...*
10.Have you had any emotional traumas with cheese?
[+] I opened a box of blue cheese once, and let me tell you... it ain't a good experience.
11.if you had unusually long nose hairs, what method of hair removal would you use?
[+] Waxing, it hurts and it's very satisfying.
21.i have an ugly friend named Fran, what should I do?
[+] If you're too bothered by Fran's appearance, get a him/her an eye-patch to complete the picture =D
13.What would you do if you woke up naked, in the basement, with your head stapled to the carpet?
[+] First, I'd be wondering 1)Why does my head hurt so much? 2)where am I? 3)and why am I naked? Then, I'd panic and Lastly, I'd be like "HOLY SHIT, I'M NAKED IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY HEAD STAPLED TO THE CARPET"
14.Have you ever slaughtered a muffin?
[+] Yes, yes I have.
15.Are you obsessed with how short Richard Simmons' shorts are? I am.
[+] Good for you.
16.do you think this is the survey that surveys those who wish to be surveyed???
[+] Sure.
17.have you ever wanted to be an m&m? which one?
[+] I've always wanted to be the green m&ms because apparently it means sex.
18.what is it about those green ones anyway?
[+] As I was saying, it's sex.
19.Are there really germs in the world?
[+] Shutthefuckup. Really?
20.Or did someone just make them up to sell consumers soaps, and antibacteral items?
[+] If you'd like to think of it that way, sure, Sparky.
21.Do you name your socks? i do:
[+] No, no I don't.
22.Where are the goats?
[+] In the navy, in the navy.
23.Are you a goat?
[+] Are you saying I look like a goat?
24.Do you enjoy eating cheese?
[+] Yes, yes I do.
25.Do you agree with this statment: "They say you are what you eat and you swallow murder from every bite of your Mc Donalds FLESH burger?
[+] I seriously don't think you're making any sense here, Sparky.
26.it doesn/t make any sense does? tiz what i thought...last time i listen to those godamn monkeys
[+] Uh-huh. So, lemme ask you a question, has your parents been abusing you?
27.Do you watch muffin porn?be honest..
[+] I don't watch 'em, I make 'em. It's quite kinky, actually. A little bit of starwberry jam, plastic knives and butter are the best.
28.Have you ever had a bad muffin?
[+] Your momma's a bad muffin.
29.Do you ever contemplate your future?
[+] Yes, I actually do. Right now, I'm in the midst of totally screwing up my future with my indecisiveness and lack of brain power so I just entertain myself by imagining what I'd be doing in twenty years if I don't pick up my slack in half-a-year. Motivation, I guess.
30.Does it involve space monkeys, enough crackers to last a year, and one desk lamp?
[+] No, no and maybe. I'd bet on a couple of desk lamps on that one.
31.Have you ever gotten so drunk that you’ve passed out and wake up the next morning holding chop sticks, wrapped in the curtains, clinging desperately to a couch cushion?
[+] No. Disappointed much?
32.Maybe you should re-examine your life.
[+] Or maybe I should stop answering this survey.
33.Go on I’ll give you a minute.
[+] I guess a few minutes can cover it since there's nothing much to examine in my life. It's just the same old shit.
34.Ready now?
[+] I thought we're done?
35.Do you realize that was my pathetic attempt to make this seem longer than it was?
[+] I'm disappointed.
36.Are you a fat 47 year old man who wants to rape me in the mall?
[+] I'm far from fat also last time I checked, I'm only 18 and I don't have a penis the size of a baby's arm. But yes, I would actually go out and hunt you down the mall just to rape you. I'm in dire need of action. I'm THAT desperate.
37.Ahhhhh!
[+] Sorry?
38.Can you dance?
[+] I can wiggle.
39.Wait are you good at it?
[+] Very. Wanna see me wiggle?
40.If you could rate this survey using the muffin system, what would you rate it? (bran being the worst and blueberry being the best)
[+]I'd give it a lop-sided cranberry orange for its uniqueness.
41.do you love shirley temple? i do...
[+] I'm not really familiar with the actress as much as I'm familiar with the drink but she does look awfully sickly cute.
42.does the little bak'd chicken chase you too?
[+] I chased the chicken.
43.you stole from th' goats didn/t you!?!
[+] Okay, you're going down the muffin system. If you keep this up, you're being degraded to fruit and fibre.
44.do you milk your cat(s)? this could prevent explosion!:
[+] I don't milk my cat becuase she'd beat the living shit out of me AND man, explosion, c'mon.
45.is bat boy real? or was that a superimposed picture on the front of th' National Inquirer?:
[+] yes.
46. wouldn/t it be cool if we could breed a dachusand w/a wallaby
[+] Okay.
47.if i gave you a plastic bubble would you live in it?
[+] No, I prefer to live in a saran wrap.
48.if i stapled your mouth shut would you still try to speak?
[+] Struggling will only make it more painful so, no.
49.why?
[+] Wasn't that explanation enough?
50.can you live without a microwave?
[+] Maybe.
51.can you live in a microwve?
[+] That's hot.
52.would you if you could?
[+] No.
53.have you ever jumped into boston harbor to try an' catch jellyfish while dress'd up for prom?
[+] I haven't been to Boston, I haven't caught a jelly fish and I didn't go to my senior prom. Happy?
54.where were you on the nite of may 29?
[+] Here.
55.why? WHY? bcuz twuz my birthday an' you miss'd it!!!
[+]Burn in hell, bitch.
That's it? Meh. Later days. |
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